Like many in my generation, I eat what I feel like, I have a short attention span and a short memory, and I quote Hyperbole and a Half
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And mean it.
Worse than most in my generation, I dress like holes and deodorant stains are high fashion, I've been a temp for the same company for 4 years, and I can't remember the last time I actually combed my hair. No, really.
So, I guess it's probably about time I grew up. I've decided to take each month this year and focus on one aspect in my process. Here is the schedule:
May - Food and drink
"But if I feel like a candy bar, obviously that is my body telling me I need one, right?"
June- Exercise
"Getting on an elliptical once a week to have a place to read my book totally counts."
July- Skin and Makeup
"Wait, I should be washing my face everyday? "
August- Hair
"But my hair is curly. You can hardly see all the split ends. "
September- Health
"Hey, my job doesn't pay for health insurance. Checkups are over-rated!"
October- Style
"So, no on the deodorant stains then?"
November- Teeth and Speech
"I could save for invisalign but that daily Americano is so tasty!"
December- Career/Finance
"So you're saying it's not a good thing...to be a temp for 4 years...that's what your saying?"
January- Posture and Body Language
"Surely people will see past my hunched shoulders and no eye contact to see the truly awesome person I am inside, right?"
February- Relationships and Community
"Hey, but I tried that whole online dating thing, which worked great for me! (If you can't read the sarcasm, check out my other blog, Drunk and Dateless)"
March- Literature and Hobbies
"Yay! More things to distract me from my workout!"
April- World
"I learn everything I need to know from Yahoo News."
1. I adore the cartoon. On a freakish level.
ReplyDelete2. Crap, I suck.